captainmabe:

HE’S WAY TOO EXCITED TO BE GOING TO THE STORE.

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asker

Anonymous asked: What's the raunchiest porn that you've ever watched/read?

uhhhh idk????

Chicks w/ dicks??? I guess?????

asker

Anonymous asked: In making a game, if you have to focus on one much more than the other, would you focus on story or gameplay mechanics?

Gameplay mechanics. Its kinda like porn, a good story is great, but it should be all about the action.

asker

Anonymous asked: What's your fav punk band?

DAFT Punk

hahahahaha

but seriously does that even count?

asker

Anonymous asked: If Panty weaponized your underwear, what caliber would the weapon be?

HEAVY MACHINE GUN BITCH

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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boy I wish people asked TMI tuesday questions :Y

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda. 
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.

they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

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mr-or4ng3-cr34ms1cl3s:

So I found this in the scrap bin… I have a calling

whaaaaaaaat

mr-or4ng3-cr34ms1cl3s:

So I found this in the scrap bin… I have a calling

whaaaaaaaat

Album Art

radtracks:

i can’t decide // scissor sisters

no wonder why my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride

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ArtistScissor Sisters
TitleI Can't Decide
AlbumTa-Dah

berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning

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preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

SALT

BEEF

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Ryumako + tumblr posts

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